Vaida's Rants: Rant #3

ALRIGHT, THIS IS GONNA BE ALL IN CAPS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. I’M ON A RAMPAGE WITH THIS WHOLE #NOTMYRODRICK THING. ALRIGHT, SO FIRST THINGS FIRST THEY DECIDED TO HIRE A JOHNNY DEPP LOOKING WILLY WONKA GUY FOR RODRICK HEFFLEY, OR MAYBE HE’S SNAPE’S NEPHEW? JUST SAYING, IF I WANT TO GO WATCH A MOVIE ABOUT SOME CHOCOLATE MAN I’D GO WATCH CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. LIKE COME ON, DON’T USE HIS NAME IN VAIN!

NOW DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT PATTY FERELL. ALRIGHT, SHE’S THE MIDDLE SCHOOL BULLY, RIGHT? YEAH WELL. THEY DECIDED TO..."HEY LET’S HIRE A 4 YEAR OLD TO PLAY A MIDDLE SCHOOL BULLY." UM, EXCUSE ME, WHAT? ARE THEY ON A LOW BUDGET? LIKE COME ON, YOU CAN HIRE SNAPE’S NEPHEW, BUT NOT AN ACCURATE AGED MIDDLE SCHOOL BULLY? ALRIGHTY THEN.

PLUS, THE MAIN CHARACTER, GREG. YEAH I’M PRETTY SURE PUBERTY HIT HIM BACKWARDS BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A FOURTH GRADER!

ALRIGHT, NOW AGE IS IMPORTANT TO GET A POINT ACROSS. DO YOU WANT A RESPECTED MOVIE OR ONE THAT’LL BE LAUGHED AT? YOU CHOOSE.

OH AND THE NEW ROWLEY? YEAH HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE A POTATO WITH A BOWL CUT. IT’S FANTASTIC, JUST LOVING IT (If you couldn’t tell I’m being sarcastic)! Alright, I’m out before I explode. PEACE!

- Vaida ✌️